The Royal Town Crier

Series featuring a befuddled town crier as he gets assigned engagements that aren't exactly all that "royal"

After explaining his mustache, the Royal Town Crier gets dispatched

from his headquarters to clear out a bar full of douchebags.

After giving sartorial advice, the Royal Town Crier mistakingly

tries to offer services at an Anime convention.

Upon explaining the duties of a town crier, he is tricked into

ringing his bell at a baby shower and has some piss poor pea soup.

The Royal Town Crier rings in the Guinness Book of World

Records for most tattoos in a 24 hour period.